Have you ever done illegal drugs?
That was one of the questions I HAD to answer on the paperwork I HAD to fill out for my Lap Band Doctor.
I am so honest it sometimes is not a good thing!
MY answer....... And yes, I REALLY did write this down on the paperwork!
I did do some illegal drugs when I was a teenager. It was when I was like 16/17/18 years old. I feel really bad about it. I used to smoke pot and some pills like zanax and stuff. Sometimes when I used to smoke pot it would make me go crazy. Like get paranoid and black out and stuff. I think I have adverse reactions to illegal drugs. I changed my life, found JESUS! Please don't think bad of me!
Yes, Ladies. I really wrote this and turned it in!
Good thing my Doctor has an AWESOME sense of HUMOR!
He laughed and LAUGHED!
He told me not to worry. When he was getting his medicine licencure he was asked that same question, have you ever done illegal drugs. He marked NO without thinking. He went through the whole interview process and they never mentioned it. He started thinking about it and realized he hadn't told the truth because he had smoked pot in college. He actually felt so bad about it 3 days later he called the interviewer back and confessed! They told him everything was fine!!!!
So, that is why he thought it was so funny that I answered like that!!!!
I guess we have honesty in common!
Thanks for reading ya'll!